@TheFictioneer (Assimilated by Twitter)

August 3, 2009

I’ve known about Twitter for a long time now, since long before it became such a popular phenomenon.  From the start, I dismissed it as a useless, frivolous waste of time.  What possible value could there be in a social networking system that only let you post 140 characters at a time?  It looked to me like about all you could do was post about what you’d had for lunch or dinner…stupid stuff like that.  Quick blips of inanity, nothing more.

How could I have foreseen that Twitter would take off so explosively around the world?  That it would become such a powerful networking and communications tool, utilized by so many major companies, organizations, and celebrities?  That it would even play a role in the protests in Iran?   If you’d told me any of this back when I first became aware of Twitter, I would’ve laughed in your face.

And now, I stand before you…a Twitterer.  Tweeter?  Tweeper?  Whatever.  Point is, I have been assimilated.  Never imagined it would happen, but it has.  I’ve finally caved in to the pressure and jumpled into the world of Twitter.  Finally, I have jumped on the bandwagon with both feet and will try to figure out what the fuss is all about.  You can find (and follow) me at @TheFictioneer.

Am I ashamed?  Do I feel as if I’ve compromised my good character?  Do I fear for the future?  Not really.  Do I think I will get carried away by Twitter-mania and go overboard promoting myself?  Poppycock.  Not a cha-yance, I’m telling you.

Did I mention you can find me on Twitter at @TheFictioneer?  Be sure to check it out and follow me.  That’s @TheFictioneer.  Not that I’m promoting myself or getting all Twittery or anything.  That’ll never happen, bro, I’m telling you.  See you soon!