X-Mas X-ing

November 12, 2009

It’s time to do my Christmas shopping and I darn well know it.  But have I started yet?  Do I plan to start anytime soon?  Do I even know what I’m getting anyone?  No, no, and yes.  Everyone on my list gets a personalized story written from the heart, starring them.  Who needs expensive presents?  Homemade always beats store-bought, doesn’t it?  Especially in a recession!  To sweeten the pot, I’ll add a heartfelt personalized haiku scrawled on recycled post-consumer packaging.  Let’s make it a green Christmas as well as a recession-proof one!  As for what I want?  I can sum it up in two words:  expensive electronics, baby!  I’m registered at Best Buy, so git shoppin’!  See you soon!